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Remember, folks: whenever a woman says "die for me because you are a man," just look her in the eye and say "my body, my choice."

Friday, March 15, 2013

The Adaptive Curmudgeon's New Cat

...I hope this tale eventually turns into a book; I would buy it in a heartbeat!
Cat Update

"The dog, which has fur like a woolly mammoth and could probably eat a Buick, scarcely noticed. One day the new cat landed a claw through the dog’s twin armor of size and oblivion. The dog instantly and without hesitation let out a single bark that would make a wolf die at a quarter mile. The cat more or less vaporized. It wasn’t seen for days. Apparently it learned it’s lesson because now it co-exists with the dog quite nicely. I like my dog."


  1. The cat has already demanded an advance on royalties. I threatened to withhold its kibbles. We are at a creative impasse.

    1. He needs to understand the limits on "his" ability to earn money as a writer, as long as he lacks opposable thumbs and the ability to navigate a keyboard! You have leverage...


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