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Remember, folks: whenever a woman says "die for me because you are a man," just look her in the eye and say "my body, my choice."

Wednesday, October 12, 2011


Sorry, wrong number.

This morning when I woke up, I actually remembered to charge my phone before it died on me.  So I went to  plug it in.  Huh.   Message from last night.  Who's number is that?  It's local, but I didn't recognize it.  I opened it and found something rather interesting.  So I texted back, "Impressive.  Who is this?"  I never got an answer, so later I decided to call the number.  The man was deeply apologetic.  He'd meant to send it to his wife and save her a trip outside to check it for herself; she does the vet stuff.  He has a new phone and he didn't yet know how to pull up her number, so he dialed from memory.  He reversed two digits and got me.  I laughed (and laughed and laughed, with tears streaming down my face) and told him I wasn't offended.  Scroll down to see what I saw at 5:30 this morning: 

Keep going.  Trust me....

By livestock!!!!!!!  
(Anthony Weiner's got nuthin' on this dude!)


  1. That reminds me, I want a hamburger.

  2. Oh my. Those are rather large.


  3. Now that is a memorable mistake by the confused fellow.

  4. What a hoot. And what a sweet gesture. Too bad he got the numbers mixed-up, but if he hadn't, we'd never get to see this. Thanks.


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