How do you make 50 grand in three hours?
If you're Matt Inman, creator of "The Oatmeal," you tell your friends that a greedy f***tard cyberbully just set his sleazoid jackwagon lawyer on you. Your friends then crash your website making donations and offering pro-bono legal assistance. Click on the donation button just to see what the total is up to now.
Yes. *sigh* You don't need to tell me. Somewhere in my sense of humor lurks a ten year old boy who laughs at fart jokes.