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Remember, folks: whenever a woman says "die for me because you are a man," just look her in the eye and say "my body, my choice."

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Dr. Grumpy Gives Me Another Stomach Ache

...from laughing.  His post:

Yes that's right.  The title is "Turn In Your Man Card, Dude."

Here is the link to the news article:

But I can't just let it go at that.  (I can't read a newspaper without mentally editing it. So I did.  In red.)

Man Flees Naked From Home After Finding Spider In Bed 

(File Photo: PRAKASH MATHEMA/AFP/Getty Images)
CHICAGO (AP) — A southern Illinois (alleged) man awakened to find a spider in his bed and bolted in fear, fleeing naked through a glass door.  (And he admitted it!!!)
The police in Albion, Ill., say the 20-year-old man (who coincidentally, appears not to have a name) was sleeping in the buff (but never will again) when he spotted the spider Tuesday morning and took off from his home in the 2,000-resident town in Edwards County. 
Sheriff Darby Boewe says the disoriented man apparently ran through a glass storm door to escape, cutting his arms, legs and a finger. (as Officer Cynical said, "a good outcome.")
He was treated at a hospital. (when they finally found somebody on staff who could keep a straight face)
Authorities fielded numerous reports of a bloody streaker (and numerous spilled cups of coffee) and later found the man back at his home, where he’d donned some shorts.  (after checking them VERY carefully)
It isn’t clear what kind of spider he encountered.  A HUGE SCARY ONE!!!  
The sheriff doesn’t suspect drugs or alcohol were involved.
(at least not beforehand.)

1 comment:

  1. I'm more of a manly man than that. I didn't run out crying like a little girl when I found the cockroach in my bed.



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