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Friday, August 10, 2012

Small Thoughts on Big Changes

I bought a pooper scooper today.  It's been many years since I've had a yard small enough to require that particular sort of maintenance.  As I scanned the ground in search of treasures buried in the grass, I thought, "Hey!  This is just like looking for four-leaf-clovers!"

But really, it's not.

Speaking of yards, normally I avoid those regionally famous mass rummage sales, but I need plant stands.  And maybe baskets.  I'm attending the "Yard Crawl" tomorrow.


  1. Enjoy your pooper scooper and your crawl, but not both at the same time.


  2. I have newly aquired "treasures" in my yard if you are interested!
    Funny, but we got our new puppy a month or so ago....I thought her little poops were kinda cute. But she is growing and so are they!

  3. LMAO. I have two dogs that leave many large four leaf clovers. Come on over. Yard sales...LOVE them.

  4. Shoveling shit is not in my job description. It is biodegradable and is good for the grass. Let nature take it's course. And walk behind the lawnmower...let the blade spread the wealth. And yard sales are cool.


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