...When you open your eyes. This isn't even remotely personal, but I was deeply disappointed by what I learned in writing this article for A Voice for Men. I have thoroughly enjoyed NCIS since its first season, and I know very few viewers who don't adore the character Abby - including people who, if they saw her for the first time in real life, would likely cross the street to avoid her. And Pauley Perrette? A spunky charismatic animal lover and philanthropist! What's not to love, right? *sigh* Apparently, quite a bit.
Incidentally, I'd like to publicly thank Paul Elam, "Knuckle-Dragger in Chief," for using his awe inspiring editing skills to make my article look like it was composed by a "real" writer.