...I hope this tale eventually turns into a book; I would buy it in a heartbeat!
Cat Update
"The dog, which has fur like a woolly mammoth and could probably eat a Buick, scarcely noticed. One day the new cat landed a claw through the dog’s twin armor of size and oblivion. The dog instantly and without hesitation let out a single bark that would make a wolf die at a quarter mile. The cat more or less vaporized. It wasn’t seen for days. Apparently it learned it’s lesson because now it co-exists with the dog quite nicely. I like my dog."
Love it! Me too.
ReplyDeleteThe cat has already demanded an advance on royalties. I threatened to withhold its kibbles. We are at a creative impasse.
ReplyDeleteHe needs to understand the limits on "his" ability to earn money as a writer, as long as he lacks opposable thumbs and the ability to navigate a keyboard! You have leverage...
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