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Remember, folks: whenever a woman says "die for me because you are a man," just look her in the eye and say "my body, my choice."

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Alright Ladies, Shut Up and Take Your Medicine*

*But Only From A "pharmacist" You Know And Trust.

Everybody else is linking this article, so I'm going to make like a sheep and follow the herd:
(posted on "The Week," no author byline)

Semen: Nature's antidepressant?

"Semen contains a number of "mood-altering chemicals," says Neetzan Zimmerman at Gawker: Estrone and oxytocin elevate mood, cortisol helps promote affection, serotonin is an antidepressant, and melatonin helps regulate sleep patterns."

Meet your new best friend:


  1. I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT!!! I knew I was placed on this earth for a reason. Ladies, if you are having a difficult time going to sleep, feeling down and need a pick-me-up, give me a call. I will be glad to provide all the unprotected sex you need...if you keep it down to, say, twice a night. I have to consider driving or flying time in order to give you the quality time you need. And, best of all, this is a free service.

    1. You're never going to sleep again, are you, Coffeypot?

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  3. Brings whole new meaning to the name of the blog.


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