Everybody else is linking this article, so I'm going to make like a sheep and follow the herd:
http://mobile.theweek.com/article/index/232372/semen-natures-antidepressant
(posted on "The Week," no author byline)
Semen: Nature's antidepressant?
"Semen contains a number of "mood-altering chemicals," says Neetzan Zimmerman at Gawker: Estrone and oxytocin elevate mood, cortisol helps promote affection, serotonin is an antidepressant, and melatonin helps regulate sleep patterns."
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