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Remember, folks: whenever a woman says "die for me because you are a man," just look her in the eye and say "my body, my choice."
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Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Mocking Jezebel, part "Whatever - This is Giving Me a Headache"


The Secret to a Happy Marriage Might Just Be Living Apart


Unless it's temporary, that's not a marriage, you moron.  

"Obvious," well, isn't anymore, is it?  When did this become the norm?

9 comments:

  1. I suspect Jezebel really enjoys the attention you've been giving her. Whether its negative attention or not, it is still inflating her ego.

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    1. Nah. They don't read me. Those bimbos only read stuff written in crayon.

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  3. I'm so sorry, Mrs. Tuna! I went to kill a pop-up on my comments page and I deleted your comment before I could even read it!

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  4. Apparently not, hmmm! From a quick search on Google:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1303935/More-couples-opting-separate-bedrooms--surprising-results.html

    And...

    http://edition.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/personal/09/12/lw.sleep.alone.when.married/

    You, too, can be relegated to the couch in your own home. <_<

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    1. Separate bedrooms are cool, but separate homes are a bit extreme.

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  5. Take The Red PillMay 27, 2013 at 5:55 PM

    What is the 'secret to having a happy marriage' in this society?
    More and more of this society's men are discovering that the secret is to not get married in the first place.

    "A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."

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