tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697201505856242009.post2495036482231182402..comments2023-09-18T04:52:34.622-07:00Comments on Shining Pearls of Something: My First Death Threat?suzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07599102235797825599noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697201505856242009.post-62147648398418165822013-03-18T04:51:46.196-07:002013-03-18T04:51:46.196-07:00Trolls Dear. they happen. i just ignore them. i co...Trolls Dear. they happen. i just ignore them. i consider them semper stoopid.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697201505856242009.post-45807038017815309742013-03-16T20:26:22.676-07:002013-03-16T20:26:22.676-07:00Was that Bart Simpson?
;DWas that Bart Simpson?<br /><br />;DAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06896718673192738974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697201505856242009.post-32968625452976861862013-03-16T14:43:58.026-07:002013-03-16T14:43:58.026-07:00Watch out for those bear hands!
http://static.fjc...Watch out for those bear hands!<br /><br />http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/BEAR+HANDS_e745f7_3876121.jpgBronan The Barbarian!http://www.bronanthebarbarian.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697201505856242009.post-86279842803408617032013-03-15T19:59:38.926-07:002013-03-15T19:59:38.926-07:00A belated Happy Birthday to you! Sounds like thin...A belated Happy Birthday to you! Sounds like things are smoothing out for you - I wish you luck!<br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06896718673192738974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697201505856242009.post-82433646456441807292013-03-15T19:55:51.530-07:002013-03-15T19:55:51.530-07:00T & A's correct. This has been bouncing ar...T & A's correct. This has been bouncing around 4chan for quite a while (I think Reddit now has a cute collection of variants).<br /><br />"I am a trained Gorilla" always reminded me of that line from The Bonzo Dog Band's "Mr. Apollo" (satirizing Charles Atlas):<br /><br />"Five years ago, I was a four stone apology, today I am two separate Gorillas".Pirranhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08341810400457170132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697201505856242009.post-28406479588982689112013-03-15T19:04:47.616-07:002013-03-15T19:04:47.616-07:00I think that rant was supposed to make sense, but ...I think that rant was supposed to make sense, but as a grammar nut, I couldn't read it without wincing. Around the "gorilla" part, I gave up on the hope that it was readable. How could you even tell that there was a threat involved?<br /><br />Also, I am not online much, because of lots of stuff, but most importantly, I am kicking butt at school, I turned 21 just over a week ago (no, no alcohol involved in that birthday celebration or since, thankyouverymuch, I don't like the idea of giving up control of my brain), and I am actually dating a really great girl who is just as socially awkward as I am...I spent that birthday with her, we watched a movie I've loved since I was a child and sipped sparkling grape juice and it was basically my best birthday since I was seven, when getting a bike was the coolest thing ever. <br /><br />So basically, I'm finally, at twenty-one, starting to learn how this whole "life" thing works, so I don't get online much.Jessica Wattshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01273051462714843418noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697201505856242009.post-71343881328034939972013-03-15T11:06:58.657-07:002013-03-15T11:06:58.657-07:00So, I'm not pissin' off any of the Cool Ki...So, I'm not pissin' off any of the Cool Kids yet. Better put my nose to the grindstone...<br />*sigh*Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06896718673192738974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697201505856242009.post-8700338441983558742013-03-15T10:14:31.928-07:002013-03-15T10:14:31.928-07:00Congrats Suz the Mall Food Court Team 6 is against...Congrats Suz the Mall Food Court Team 6 is against you. You must be doing something right :)<br /><br />While I don't know any SEALS personally, I do know more than a few SF Army types and I can guarantee you that person isn't part of either community.<br /><br />Bob S.http://3boxesofbs.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697201505856242009.post-61706288073115403102013-03-14T17:55:11.787-07:002013-03-14T17:55:11.787-07:00He can't even speak English and the SEALs woul...He can't even speak English and the SEALs would never have a guy who would post something like that. They would just do it. HE is a fucktard wannabe. Don't worry.Coffeypothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02944074653548750642noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697201505856242009.post-29226750088110322752013-03-14T12:54:10.809-07:002013-03-14T12:54:10.809-07:00I thought I'd seen it before, but can't re...I thought I'd seen it before, but can't remember where. The wording was so weird that it stuck with me.Amihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08353667980806676067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697201505856242009.post-59499433193257817922013-03-14T10:58:59.097-07:002013-03-14T10:58:59.097-07:00I thought I'd encountered every known type of ...I thought I'd encountered every known type of spam! Huh. Guess not!<br /><br />Lovely. (And thanks!)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06896718673192738974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697201505856242009.post-7256485271654495652013-03-14T08:54:30.451-07:002013-03-14T08:54:30.451-07:00He has bear hands? He's your dead fucking kidd...He has bear hands? He's your dead fucking kiddo? I've never met anyone with bear hands, and I know you don't have a dead fucking kiddo. You may be in danger from stupidity, but not from George Adams.<br /><br />Love,<br />JanieJanie Junebughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10573607241326291404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697201505856242009.post-26131919892906666832013-03-14T08:41:16.987-07:002013-03-14T08:41:16.987-07:00That spiel is a notorious meme. It originated from...That spiel is a notorious meme. It originated from a first person shooter game, and has been cut and paste verbatim for over 6 years now.T and A Mannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3697201505856242009.post-71880011432618312032013-03-14T06:45:00.251-07:002013-03-14T06:45:00.251-07:00I died at the "I'm a trained gorilla"...I died at the "I'm a trained gorilla" part!The Conservative Sociologisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07293814916093908693noreply@blogger.com